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Ye Olde Realms Trial Rules:
1. Prithee, keep
order at all times.
2. There will be no throwing
of sticks or stones or anything resembling fecal matter.
3. Spitting upon our
worthy guests or other citizens is strictly forbidden.
4. Commenters art awarded
points based on ye best olde English.
5. An bribe ebook
or $5 Amazon gift card will be bequeathed by each prisoner.
6. A $25 Amazon gift card
will be awarded at the end of the week by Sheriff Gwen.
7. HENCE, ye must
comment to win!
Let the trials begin!
*Sheriff Gwen rolls
out scroll to read the charge* Upon a recent tip from a certain dragon
hunter, erm, I mean steadfast citizen
of this most worthy realmdom, I did receive reliable information about Father
Dragon, late of Mexico, now of Blogtown in the land of Realms, and most recently
a guest of ye olde Realms Stockade Brigade, courtesy of her highness, Mistress
Mary Pax, and overseen by me, Gwen, the honorable Sheriff of Realms. *runs out of breath and sucks in a lungful
of air before continuing*
Twas upon the 2nd day of October, Father Dragon was
witnessed thinking most deeply when he inscribed upon his cave wall, The Never Ending Battle For Greatness.
Tis blasphemous, I say! Father Dragon admitted that two beings existed within
his head (a charge for another day) when he spoke of the fight betwixt the two
of them; Spirit and Mind.
I charge Father Dragon with attempting to incite a riot in
Realmdom betwixt Spirit and Mind, which if successful, wouldst spread
throughout the blogoverse like wildfire!
Here is my evidence, taken word for word from the crime
scene, Father Dragon’s own talons and lair:
“The more I meditate about life, the more I
realize there is a permanent battle between my brain and my spirit. My spirit
speaks of greatness and miracles and endless possibilities. My brain speaks of
past wounds, fears, flaws and limitations. My spirit compels me to aim for the
sky, my brain plots to chain me to the ground. They fight over the
control of my actions and I pay close attention to this war. Today, I share my
findings with you.”
“"It's all over. We're so very screwed.
Just drop and die!" My brain would scream.
My spirit, however, says different. "There is a reason for this and it is NOT for you to dig your own grave. Don't hide. Face it! Fight it! Win!"”
My spirit, however, says different. "There is a reason for this and it is NOT for you to dig your own grave. Don't hide. Face it! Fight it! Win!"”
*Sheriff Gwen looks left, then right, then leans toward the
spectators confidentially* S’truth,
Spirit and Mind both argued equally good points.
*Ahem* I invite ye
to visiteth the crime
scene where you mighteth see for thyself, that Father Dragon did indeed
encourage citizens of this fair land to engage in raucous commentary on his
cave wall.
How plead ye, Father
Dragon?
While
my brain says I’m innocent, my spirit says I’m guilty as charged. I mean, it is
true that my words encourage the confrontation between brain and spirit but before
you cut my head with an Oreo cookie, hear me out. First, let’s make clear that
brain and mind are not synonymous. Brain is the muscle inside our skull, mind
is a creator. For example, you can hear the 9th Symphony on the
radio, but the radio didn’t create the 9th Symphony. It was Beethoven.
The radio is just a tool, and so is the brain. We are more than our brain.
I
want people to realize that we are meant to be the masters of our brain, not
its servants. I am encouraging the
readers to take responsibility for their thoughts and challenge their fears.
Excuses and procrastination are the way we often disguise fear and all fears
come from the brain. Past experiences programmed it to think we’re not good enough,
talented enough, brave enough, or strong enough. Just not enough.
Hrithik Roshan, an Indian actor and remarkable
human being, said. "All fear is 99% assumption-based. In fact, almost ALL
worries in life would disappear if we just stop assuming things.” The dreadful
but familiar *what if…?*
Think
about it and you’ll see this is a great truth. I’ve just read that when we
assume that reality is a given, what we’re really accepting isn’t the world
“out there” but our own limitations “in here”. In other words, limitations
exist because our brain is programmed to accept them. We must stop worrying
about all the possible things that can go wrong, or who’s to blame. It’s more
effective and rewarding to focus on our power to make things right. So I stand
by my word. Take responsibility and challenge your brain.
Aye, methinks
Father Dragon speaks with forked tongue still. Even I am beginning to feel
raucous emotions. Let the commenters decide if he be innocent or guilty.
What say ye, commenters? Shall we
free Father Dragon?
The Oreo cookie is tempting - but in my tummy and not after cutting Father Dragon's. . . *stomach turns* Free the dragon! For the sake of oreos everywhere, and the entire blog kingdom (it wouldn't be the same without him.)
ReplyDeleteTonja, methinks there may be a touch of self preservation here. But your vote is counted!
DeleteAnother vote for the Dragon. And if you were to incarcerate Father Dragon for long there would be a dwarf mutiny - for which you would be responsible. Would you incarcerate yourself if that sad, bad and dangerous eventuality came to pass?
ReplyDeleteElephant's Child, I may indeed require incarceration to protect myself. My armor mayest not be nearly strong enough.
DeleteGuilty! Guilty of inciting rebellion! Guilty of being a public nuisance! Guilty of pestering our consciences and meddling in affairs that don't concern him, even if they prove of some not inconsiderable benefit! There can be only one punishment for these crimes. Banishment to the land of ambition!
ReplyDeleteTony, methinks Father Dragon is thine enemy forevermore!
DeleteGreat. I'm not paying all the dry-cleaning bills, however.
DeleteLOL! No t'wouldn't do.
DeleteCome hither, no this... no this, throw thee thy Number 2 upon the cloth thee wears to warm thy feet. String them up show good prowess to keeping them Number 2 free. Let our Dragon go, he not know he hath done wrong in the living of Blogtown... I jest ye not grand sheriff... the law shall protect, not halt the joys and merry he would bring to our humbled hearts.
ReplyDeleteJeremy, I know not exactly what thou sayeth (LOL) but methinks ye art for setting him free. Ye vote is counted!
Deletehail good sheriff, the kindness shown bring us good fortune... let the dragon go free!
DeleteLove the picture of you, Gwen. I'd free him after his impassioned speech. I'm a sucker for that.
ReplyDeleteThanks Natalie. I do look rather good in armor, LOL!
DeleteHow could you hear his plea and not set him free? He is a dragon of good and wisdom, challenging us all to think and do better.
ReplyDeleteAye, Sir Alex, I'm beginning to agree with all three of them: Father Dragon, Spirit and Mind :)
DeleteI am moved by Father Dragon's wise words. We must set him free!
ReplyDeleteChristine, I feel the crowd becoming raucous again, with chants of Free Father Dragon!
DeleteFree him! Free him! Mind thee, I see his guilt plain as day, but melikes the riots he insights.
ReplyDeleteNicki, only one vote per citizen. Yours twas counted. Now where are my guards. Methinks ye need to be next in the stocks!
DeleteI was all set to yell guilty, but the Dragon won me over with his speech. Free him at once!
ReplyDeleteTis the conumdrum, Julie. The Father speaks flowery words to be sure;.
DeleteAnyone can see the Dragon is of pure and noble intent. He must be set free.
ReplyDeleteLD, Father Dragon appreciates your vote. Tis looking like he'll be free...
DeleteClassic insanity defense! Put him away!
ReplyDelete(NOTE: I might be trying to whip the crowd into a frenzy today so they'll take it easy on me tomorrow. And how much room could there possibly be in the local jail? ;)
Vote counted! And we have plenty of room for thee in the stocks!
DeleteSounds like witchery! Yet he speaketh so eloquently. Perhaps we must purge all the citizens of their brains or their minds so they art back to one.
ReplyDeleteAye, Mistress Mary. Tis his forked tongue that speaketh so eloquently. Needs must put all three of him together agin, to be sure.
DeleteGuilty! I shall throw fecal matter at him!
ReplyDeleteJay, you art thus banned!
DeleteI fear that he be most guilty!
ReplyDeleteBut that may only be the limitations of my own mind preventing me from seeing his innocence... Or the fact that someone mentioned an Oreo -- how am I supposed even think with that level of distraction??
Tis most unfair, Sir Chris, that Father Dragon and his minions torment us thus.
DeleteIn sooth, having perused the charges made contra Sir Dragon of the Mexican Dragon Cave, and then considered his impassioned plea, my due consideration would be for release. for has it not been said we worry too much about events that never shall come to fruition. The dichotomy between brain and spirit doth exist and we merest of mortals must receive the dragon's wisdom.
ReplyDeleteMistress Jo, tis blasphemy you speaketh! Why, Brain and Spirit must be silenced, else this fine blogdom mighteth explode with so many such new thinkings!
DeleteYou've tortured the great dragon enough! An oreo cookie is but chocolate and methinks the dragon is sickened by this. Also, as EC tried shouting to you but you didn't listen, the dwarf mutiny would ruin blogland if the dragon were proven guilty. Dwarves and their clones would run amok and create havoc over our fair land. Release the guilty...uh...innocent dragon at once!
ReplyDeleteShhhhh, Mistress River. We mustn't shout, lest the Dragon and his minions set fire to this lovely blogdom. Unless - you got any marshmellows?
DeleteI say pardon the Father Dragon! My Knights of the Cosmic Table won't stand by and watch such cruelty happen to one of our own. *holds out his hand to receive said Oreos* :)
ReplyDeleteSir David, I fearest thou hast been bribed *shakes head* with oreos.
DeleteSave the dragon! (On behalf of dragon activists everywhere.) ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, Mistress Crystal. I knew thou dragon activists would show up to be counted.
DeleteI prithee free Father Dragon with much post haste. He inciteth thought, wander and wonder. Ye Sheriff of Blogtown, let loose the dragon's head so that I may feed him an Oreo cookie in the stead of removing his sizeable head with one :-)
ReplyDeleteFreedom!
Mistress Brown, I fear another hast been bribed with oreos. I just mighteth free him if I hadst milk...
Delete*quietly hands over a a large mug of cold milk to the sheriff*
DeleteSave the dragon--his eloquence lifts the spirit and boggles the mind. Besides, it's the dwarves you really ought to be frightened of. Methinks if Father Dragon spends any more time in the stocks, the dwarves will get into Father Dragon's private stash of Oreos--and that kind of chocolate-sugar high will easily incite A Great Riot. :)
ReplyDeleteMistress Catherine, I'm growing more and more fearful of the dwarrves, to be sure.
DeleteFree the dragon!
ReplyDeleteSir Mooderino, thankee for stopping by to vote.
DeleteWould be a pity indeed to release such a heinous beast upon these our fair hills. Off with his head I say!
ReplyDeleteMistress Melanie, all three of them?
DeleteTis a tale of treachery to be sure, but is Father Dragon the traitorous one in this den? He invoketh a valid idea that the brain and spirit work in tandem. For they are separate, but one cannot function without the assistance of the other. What would the spirit be without a brain or the brain without a spirit? This trial reeks of word-twisting conspiracy with the intent of separating the dragon's head from his body. Let the wise one go. And deliver the Oreos directly to my humble address.
ReplyDeleteMistress Robin, I see that thou art one of the rioters and can be bought with oreos!
DeleteDid you not knoweth that an Oreo Cookie is the equivalence to snorting a line of cocaineth?
ReplyDeleteHugs and chocolate-teth,
Shelly
Mistress Shelly, I did not knoweth. A cheap high, to be sure *runs off to find oreos*
DeleteA cry of freedom doth come from me. I cannot condemeth a drakon of such brilliance! "masters of our brain, not its servants" -- Me thinketh it tis coffee that doth master overeth my brain *shaketh head*
ReplyDeleteYesss! Freeee the dragon!
ReplyDelete♫♪ Let my peop - er - Father Dragon go! ♫♪
ReplyDeleteI about blew it, wrong time table indeed! But I plead, please let the devine Dragon go. He brings such joy to Blogtown. Plus I heard something about cookies, trading of milk, and cocaineth, so I brought the music!
Free the dragon! LOL
ReplyDeleteFree the dragon or risk losing the magic in the universe for a life time!
ReplyDeleteWhat treachery is this? The honorable dragon jailed for speaking nary but the truth? 'Tis a grave blight on the land of Nod and Blogtown when simple discourse with onesself can result in imprisonment. Let he who has not spoken to himself on occasion be the first to cast the stone of guilt. For shame. The dragon must be released!
ReplyDelete