Hear ye, hear ye, goode citizens of Blogtown. Welcome to Realms Faire 2013 and the Stockade Brigade, Word Wizards on Trial event.
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Ye Olde Realms Trial Rules:
1. Prithee, keep
order at all times.
2. There will be no throwing
of sticks or stones or anything resembling fecal matter.
3. Spitting upon our
worthy guests or other citizens is strictly forbidden.
4. Commenters art awarded
points based on ye best olde English.
5. An bribe ebook
or $5 Amazon gift card will be bequeathed by each prisoner.
6. A $25 Amazon gift card
will be awarded at the end of the week by Sheriff Gwen.
7. HENCE, ye must
comment to win!
Let the trials begin!
*Sheriff Gwen rolls
out scroll to read the charge* On trial today is Sir Stephen Tremp, late of
Mission Viejo, now of Blogtown in the land of Realms, and most recently a guest
of ye olde Realms Stockade Brigade, courtesy of her highness, Mistress Mary
Pax, and overseen by me, Gwen, the honorable Sheriff of Realms. *runs out of breath and sucks in a lungful
of air before continuing*
What ye are about to
hear tis mayhaps the scariest crime of all. But tis true, every word, straight
from the horse’s mouth. Sir Stephen Tremp
is accused of opening Pandora’s Box through the pages of his novel, Escalation,
the final book of his Breakthrough
trilogy! *a mysterious evil stranger,
dressed in black and sporting a backpack slinks through the crowd. His form
flickers, as if he’s about to disappear*
Here is my burden of proof. Read, if ye’re able:
In Escalation, the final installment to
Stephen Tremp’s Breakthrough Trilogy,
a seemingly innocent discovery in Einstein-Rosen Bridges, or wormholes, becomes
a Pandora’s Box—opening doors to other unexpected and unpredictable realities
such as parallel universes, time/space travel, and an evil hitchhiker from
another dimension unleashed upon our unsuspecting world…
And then this…
These beings can, at will
if they have the authority, convert themselves into mass and manifest in our
world. Then, when their work is done, convert back to energy, disappear, and
move with ease back into their dimensions.
And straight from the pages of Escalation:
“According
to E=MC2, energy and mass are the same thing. Mass and energy can be converted
back and forth into each other. Energy into mass. Then mass back into energy.
These beings could exist as hyperbeings of pure energy in an additional
dimension, then transform into mass right in front of our eyes in our
space-time. Then, they convert back into energy and return into their extra
spatial dimension.”
*Sheriff Gwen scans
the crowd* Me…methinks I sawest a most strange being anon. Mayhaps it’s too
late to save our Blogdom. Archers! Anon! Search the crowd! Round up all
suspicious characters. *the crowd
dissipates*
Ye have read it thyself. Mayhaps ye witnessethed this evil
hitchhiker. Tis most troublesome that the door to our dimension is now open to
any Craze, Captain Talos or Jix who cares to enter. Arm thyselves, I say!
How plead ye, Sir Stephen?
I
appeal to the good citizens of Realm. Hear me out. One doesn’t need to be a spiritual
person or a learned man of science to believe in the convergence of the
spiritual world, the metaphysical world, and our world. Most civilizations from
the dawn of mankind have believed there is a spiritual world that is the more
reality-based realm than our physical one. They were merely trying to explain
the universe around them, and their place in it the best they could. And they
would live their lives in preparation to spend eternity as a spiritual being,
for better or worse.
Very
simply, as a man of science scientist and faith, I have to conclude certain
things using the scientific method. But, under other circumstances, I have to
believe there are some things that cannot be explained in a laboratory, such as
love, truth, and justice.
We
do not have any idea what is really out there, but there is no reason to
believe we are the only intelligent beings in the universe. That would be
arrogant and asinine. Nor would there be reason to believe whatever else is out
there would have to obey the same laws of the universe. Even the Bible says a
day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are as a day to God.
Although we may experience almost instantaneous travel through a wormhole, time
may not behave at all like we think it should within the wormhole.
So
I appeal to the good citizens of Realm, understand there is at least the
realistic possibility, on a spiritual and a scientific basis, for wormholes and
hyperbeings that exists and supersede our current understanding of the
space-time continuum of height, length, width, and time.
What say ye, citizens of Realm?
Guilty or Not Guilty?
